muje bhi pyaar ho gya...


Aam koi aur kaa raha hai aur chilke hum pe fek raha hai
Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe upper se ek bra aa giri .

Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu !
yeh teri kaisi leela hai ?
Aam koi aur kaa raha hai aur chilke hum pe fek raha hai .

Ek rupaye ka ek sikka nigal lia hai
Bacha - Papa hamare naye padosi bahut greeb hain !
Papa - Tumhe kaise pata ?

Bacha - Unke bete ne ek rupaye ka ek sikka nigal lia hai aur uski maa ka ro-ro kar bura haal hai.




Girl asks Doctor - Meri skin bahat soft aur sensitive hai,
mera rang bhi bohat gora hai,
mainn raat ko kia laga kar soya karu?
Doctor - Aap raat ko KUNDI laga kar soya karo.
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